Archive - September, 2009

How to Write Worship Music in 7 Easy Steps

“Worship music is the logical conclusion of Christian adult contemporary music—not just unappealing but unbearable to anyone not already in the fold. Every song follows the same parameters. It opens gently, with tinkling arpeggios or synthesized harp glissandos that portend the imminence of something celestial in glacial 4/4 time. In the second verse, the band—invariably excellent players—soft-pedals in, gaining volume to the bridge. And then the chorus. Heavens, the choruses. They could put U2 out of business for good, they’re so huge. Another verse. A middle eight. Then, a breakdown when the audience takes over singing. Another massive chorus. Fin.

This isn’t music to appreciate; it’s music to experience.”

- Andrew Beaujon, Body Piercing Saved My Life

Earlier in the year I read this fascinating book by Mr. Beaujon. He’s a non-christian music journalist who dives into the word of christian rock. At one point, he attends Gospel Music Association Week in Nashville, and writes the above words to describe his experience with worship music during a time of worship at the beginning of the week. He later skips out of the concert (after taking all he could bear) and writes his own mainstream Christian song: Continue Reading…

From Presidents To Preachers, You Just Can’t Catch A Break These Days

You know what is interesting about being a missionary? The awe people have when they find out what you do. It’s surprising most times, especially after having been a minister in the states.

I hear there was a time when being a minister was viewed as a very respectable thing to be. You’d tell someone you’re a minister, and instantly you’d be considered some kind of trustworthy authority. Not so much anymore. Continue Reading…

It’s Not About Turning Republican Christians Into Democrat Christians

I have this statement rolling around in my head:

It’s not about turning Republican Christians into Democrat Christians. It’s about pulling the Christian faith out completely.

We find that our faith has been mortgaged for political gain. Co-opted, if you will. And we’re really not comfortable with that. But what is there to do? How do we fix this mess?

The trouble is this, it’s not merely about switching political parties (save your breath you “Jesus would be a democrat” people). It’s about de-politicizing the Christian faith completely. We were never supposed to be a political movement. Believe me, if we were, Jesus would have done a much grander job than the temperance movement, the moral majority, and the new christian right could have done combined. But he didn’t choose that route.

Instead, he chose a social route. Continue Reading…